Tuesday, September 16, 2008

ZOMG!!! Itz da long lost bro!



So dis guys he emails me and sayz he yor like long lost bro or sumthing and he sent me family airloom...hairloom...errloom...airloom photo of you and heem.

--Not Matt

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Pimp...Pimp Da Hoes!

And dem punks sayd dis site'd be some one-trick pony. I gots da hoes linin UP to be shot n fronta da yurts!



--Not Matt

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dat Shit Be Bangin', Yo!

Me an da missus jus got back from th e Kuju Highlands (higher than I get on 420? Dun think so! LOLZ!!!!11!) attendin one a dem annual Hot Yurts N' Da Ladies Dat Luv Em' get togerthers and we dun shot sum bitchin pics


Mmmm...that's it baby, just like that. Present that yurt. PRESENT IT!!! Now can I get a little value added? Whatcha got...?


Awwwww yeeeeeeeah! Show that skin, you know you like it! Keep on presentin', don't you dare stop the presenting!


Augh! What the hell, this is Women In Front of Yurts.com, not some jackass in a Belle and Sebastian shirt in front of a yurt.com! I want my $29.95 monthly fee back, bastard!

--Not Matt